The Mayor Has a Tail
The council clerk put a bowl of grapes beside the mayor’s chair and called the meeting to order. Nobody laughed this time; the raccoon had balanced the budget in a week. Then the clerk reached item six: appointing pigeons to the zoning board.
Do Not Go Upstairs
Daniel was washing up when he heard a voice from the hallway. A baby monitor sat on the bottom stair, though he lived alone and had never bought one. He dried his hands on a tea towel, and it spoke again: “Daniel, don’t come upstairs.”
Earth’s Free Trial
The observatory released the alien transmission at nine, with a warning that its attachment had not been opened. By lunch, a twelve-year-old in Lisbon had worked out how to read it. The file was headed “Final Notice,” and the amount owed increased each time she refreshed the page.
What Frightens a Dragon
The dragon landed badly, taking the roof off the tollhouse. It held a white bedsheet in its teeth and kept looking back toward the mountains. When the gatekeeper raised his spear, it dropped the sheet and asked whether the cellar was large enough.